Technically we are a day late and a dollar short on the most anticipated April release of the year (we are back-posting, it’s actually April 13th).  Dark Souls 3, as the name suggests, is the 3rd installment in a series of games that seeks out the most nihilistic , self-loathing and depressed of the gamers out there.  I only say this because Dark Souls takes its name from what it turns each of its players into after attempting to beat it.  This is only conjecture based on the challenging and nearly impossible difficulty of the games.  If you want to prove you are “The One True Gamer” pick up the series.

I’d suggest a review of this game but I don’t know any living person that has played it that will come forward to share their PTSD inducing memories.

— Krysil